Things that make me smile

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Click on this link. It will amuse you for hours: Singing Horses

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> Letter to Dr. Laura from Bob and Sheri listeners.
>
> Dear Dr. Laura:
>
> Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
> have
learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as
> many people as I can. For example, when someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be
> an abomination. End of debate.
>
> However, I do need some advice from you regarding some of the other
specific laws and how to follow them.
>
> 1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
> claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
>
> 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
> Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
>
> 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
> her
period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I
> tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
>
> 4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
> claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
> clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?
>
> 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
> 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
> myself?
>
> 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
> Can you settle this?
>
> 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
> have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
> vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
>
> 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How
> should they die?
>
> 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
> me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
>
> 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
> different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
> different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to
> curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
> getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't
> we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
>
> I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
> you
can help.
>
> Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.
>
> Your devoted fans,
>
> Bob and Sheri **************
>
>