The Straight Project

Being the civic minded homosexual that I am, I finally decided to test a theory. A lot of my straight counterparts seem to think that being gay is done for attention, or for whatever reason, and we're all really straight. So, last night, I decided to think about girls rather than boys just to see if it was possible. So things started off well. It was late at night and I was alone. I decided I would fantasize about a girl... now who... well... how about... no. I can't think of her that way. Maybe. No. EW. We're way too good a friends for that. How about I think of... no, we would definitely laugh the whole time. Truthfully, I couldn't think of a girl that way. Like, they have cartoon genitals or something. Maybe if i try to think of a girl I'm not friends with. Yeah, htere we go... that hot girl that... wait, did I just say hot girl? Well, I know what a hot girl is. Shes probably sleeping with the entirety of some college sports team. How about... no, shes a hoe too. Hmm... this isn't working so well. In fact, its not working at all. Maybe... no, her boyfriend is way too hot... he must work out every day, and his six pack... I saw him with his shirt off one time, happy trail down to the nicest.... oh fuck, wait, this isn't right... I meant to think of girls while I did this. Oh well, at least I have a good start now. Now lets see.... I did have that one experience back in high school. True, it didn't go real well what with me fingering the wrong hole and all, but maybe the thought could get me going... Thats it... we started out... oh yeah... that was good... and then she... ooh... Hmm, maybe my boyfriend is right, maybe this girl thing isn't so bad at all... he has done it with girls... ooh, now him doing it with a girl... now thats hot... mm, oh wait, hes doing it with me... hes... oh fuck... I was supposed to be thinking of... dammit. Too late.

Guess I'm gay after all!

Rob