Things I've learned in the last 24 hours...
by Ty Cramer

1) Don't drink. Ever.
2) Laura Bus is my hero
3) Men suck
4) Paris doing the new pants dance drunk and wearing half a cow costume is completely hilarious
5) Sitting on the stairwell for an hour crying about nothing is no way to enjoy a party
6) When random scary guys walk over and are carrying cups and they're like "do you want a drink"..."yeah!" is not a good responce
7) You don't appreciate walking until you forget how to do it.
8) When you're drunk make sure you inform the person you're sleeping with the color of the drinks so when you throw up in the middle of the night they don't think its blood.
9) Don't throw up in the middle of the night
10) When your mother asks if you had fun...don't say "I think"